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Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:32 am

In this game, the challenge is to describe the plot of a movie from the two nouns or noun and verb given by one of the opponents. The plot should be described in as much detail as possible. If you are unable to describe the film, you may pass. If you successfully describe the film, you may issue the next challenge.

You really never lose, unless you describe a film that already exists, in which case you may be challenged to do it over.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:33 am

I'll start by offering a challenge:

Submersible + True Love + Victim

ready....

GO!!!

Post by **rydi** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:16 pm

could you give an example, using your own chosen words?

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:45 pm

The captain of a german U-boat living in retirement in west germany must struggle with the past when he finds true love in the arms of a holocaust victim, but will he trade the secrets of submersible technology for asylum in America, where he and his true love can live in happiness, or will he do his duty as a patriot and turn in the man he loves to the nazi undergound?

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:06 pm

Now that an example has been given, I submit the next challenge:

Abacus + Pear + Insurrection

Post by **rydi** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:10 pm

so, is it a real movie, or a plot you make up? what movie were you describign in yours?

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:13 pm

you make one up, in fact it's a foul if you describe a real movie, whether you've seen it or not

and I was using my first offering of submersible + true love + victim to generate the broke back nazis plot

Post by **Avilister** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:20 pm

Are there bonus points for shout-outs to the Third Reich, or was that as random as the rest of it?

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:23 pm

The idea is to be random and funny, third reich shoutouts are not random but are funny.

Nintendroid · Post by **Nintendroid** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:29 am

A gripping political drama, involving the next step from the dreaded communist regime in china, whereupon all technology past a certain era is now to be done away with, all but overnight, internet, television and phone contact with the mainland is dropped. Tozai, the japanese manufacturer with roots in the mainland, having been informed of said change beforehand, suddenly seem to have tripled their profits in less than a week, selling hand made fishing poles, nets, old (and thusly acceptable) caligraphy brushes and paper types, and of course one of the only means by which one can keep track of and calculate differences mathematically, (on a certain scale) the abacus. The only movement agains this decree comes from a small base of operations for cancer research in the southern fengtau district of beijing, who were, for all intents and purposes, trying to pull through the patent papers on a breakthrough treatment for certain types of leukemia, using an extremely rarely occuring, but replicatable once found, fermentation of the Pyrus × bretschneideri, or chinese white pear. Nearly all research destroyed, scientific mastery as their weapons, they seek to undo the terrible evil of the current incarnation of communism.

Okay I didn't use the word insurrection, but the concept is there.

Barring any challenges to redo, I hereupon state the next challenge!

cipher code + pangea + roadkill, take that I say!

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:24 am

"Freddy got fingered, twice!"

In this rollicking comedy all fans of legendary comedian Tom Green will enjoy, we follow him through time as he seeks to unlock the cipher code encrypting the things women say. From eating roadkill in modern chicago to masturbating a mastadon in pangea, our plucky hero is unstoppable!

WARNING: This film is not suitable for anyone.

Blue + cannibal + breakdown

Liquidprism · Post by **Liquidprism** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:14 pm

In this futuristic action thriller society has broken down after a horrible nuclear war, and only anarchy rules the new nations. As the nuclear winter clears one such nation stumbles across what maybe the worlds last hope. A mutant whale calling itself Blue, and possessed of many strange powers, including the ability to speak with only its mind. The nations leaders however cannot fully harness Blue as a weapon until his mind and body are fully healed, and in order to do that Blue needs to eat the flesh of his own kind. A problem arises as it appears Blue maybe the last whale left on earth. So a band of fearless warriors set out to find the last whales, and bring them back. As Blue feeds on his brethren his powers grow, and his visions of what could be begin to take shape. Only they may not turn out as Blues human keeps would hope.

jail-squids-solarflares

Nintendroid · Post by **Nintendroid** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 7:28 am

"Holy Tentacles!"

An animated journey into the society of invertabrates, this tale of Sucker McTentacle, is fun for the whole family while simultaneously an indictment of organized religion. Wrongfully imprisoned for questioning the way of the higher class, beautiful jelly fish rulers of Atlatiquatica, who dissapear each night towards alluring holy lights around the mainland, some of which don't make it back, and are said to have ascended into the land of righteousness, (one of the worst run on sentences of all time) Mr McTentacle argues that such logic would lead us toward what we can see of the sun, as it is the brightest light during the day. Yet, as everyone knows, the sun is the HELL for invertabrates, with tempuratures far above those that they can survive, and a single solar flare could destroy millions of Atlantiquaticans. We hope you enjoy watching this thinly veiled nuance heavy. delightful romp/debate about the importance of imposed religious beliefs.

Rail guns + Q-tips + fractal art

Post by **rydi** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:22 pm

Todd "weasel" McNamara was just your average kid supergenius, until the day that he found a hidden message in a piece of fractal art on his tour of the smithsonian. Now Todd, along with his band of misfit mensa members, must save the earth from alien invasion.

The only thing standing between earth and an alien armada equiped with rail guns and nuclear weapons is 3,000 IQ points...

And one very special Q-Tip...

Candle + Osmosis x Weasels

Liquidprism · Post by **Liquidprism** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 3:43 am

The Great Weasel Warrior

A young monk named Ran has two problems. The first is that he's was born a weasel, and the second is that his cousin wants him dead. In the far away land of Mysticalainia weasels are little more than second class citizens, and Ran is no exception, until the day he stumbles upon a secret gathering of monks, and a sacred relic.
The monks entrust the relic, an ancient candle with an eternally buring flame, to Ran seeing in him the potential to become something great. Little does Ran know that his evil cousin a sorcerous rat by the name of Valdeon Guta, has coveted the power of this relic before Ran was born.
Now the young weasel must undertake a great journey to unlock the secret of the eternal flame, which grants the ability to harness chi through osmosis, and grow into the great warrior everyone knows he can become. But, he must do this before evil can capture him, and gain the candle's power for itself.

Bread+JC Penny+Porche

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