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Carebears vs Voldemort

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:15 am
by Liquidprism
He's back, the Potterverse's Lord of Darkness, and this time he gets to take on a lovable collection of the Care-a-Lot Carebears.

The site for battle is of course the Dark Forest, giving Voldemort the home turf advantage. Can he slowly pick of the pack of pint-sized do gooders before they can bring their ultimate weapons to bear (get it...i said bear, not bare)?
Remember the Dark Lord feeds of good things, like unicorns, can he eat a carebear as well?

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:48 am
by Rusty
mmm, delicious fight

One by one the carebears, wandering through the forest in search of truffles, are 'disappeared' by voldemort. finally, Lionheart, the only one that's not a bear, finds voldemort at the center, with all the carebears tied up, or in a net or something. He does his carebear stare on voldemort, and says something hokey about bravery, and the rest of the carebears escape from the hate nets and join in with lionheart and unite their carebear stares and they banish voldemort with love.

Howabout the carebears vs Ebola Motaba from outbreak? I would watch a full two hours of that battle.

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:51 am
by Liquidprism
Or the virus from Andromeda Strain?

Or the dinosaurs from Jurasic Park?

Or Charley from Firestarter (hehe)?

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:34 pm
by rydi
carebears punk voldemort.