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No no no no. This is your moment of zen.

And here's the one from yesterday. Its more zenlike than the rest.

Well, damn....who'd a thunk....a tai chi practicing, hippy, redneck...

He's also British

Tarsier

Raider the Caricature

I just learned that certain genetic abnormalities can result in a symptom called "micropenis". I had a gigglefit. I think I have "megalopenis". It's a good thing.

androgen insensitivity can often lead to poor development.

or you might have been exposed to too many androgens as a baby (females) and have a clito-penis.

I am bored so you get KoL wackiness

Today's KoL date is Boozember 6

personal massager
This little nubby thing is for working out the kinks in your neck, back, and shoulders. Don't even think of using it for any other kinks, you kinky so-and-so - it's not that kind of game.
Type: usable
Selling Price: 5 Meat.
Gift Item

blue plasma ball
Normally, people avoid having balls of this color, but this ball is special. It has a magical lightning storm raging constantly within it. When you touch it, the electricity arcs toward your fingers. It makes you feel a little like a cyberpunk fortune teller ("I see that you will meet a tall, dark, and handsome robot that will install a corneal implant that will give you an HUD for your biomechanical gun arm").
Type: usable
Selling Price: 5 Meat.
Gift Item

cheap studded belt
This is a cheap belt made out of imitation leather, shot through with plastic studs painted to look metal. It's like costume jewelry for wanna-be punks.
Type: accessory
Selling Price: 5 Meat.
Gift Item
Enchantment:
Damage Reduction: 1

flavored foot massage oil
This is a little vial of massage oil. Flavored massage oil. Flavored foot massage oil. You really, really hope it's supposed to be a gag gift. Let's just all use the power of positive thinking to make it that way, shall we?
Type: usable (self or others)
Selling Price: 5 Meat.
Gift Item

Loudmouth Larry Lamprey
This is a misbegotten, unholy combination of technology, magic, and taxidermy. It's the stuffed corpse of a fish that flops weakly and sings songs when you walk by it. It's funny, provided you find the suffering of animals funny. We're not here to judge.
Type: usable
Selling Price: 5 Meat.
Gift Item

If you blow up a wand of polymorph, you can now get another one, three days later. 25 days after that, watch out for zombies.


My main characters familiars
Super, the 20-pound Star Starfish (708 exp, 603 kills) ()
MacKinzie, the 20-pound Levitating Potato (428 exp, 461 kills)
Maximillian, the 20-pound Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. (412 exp, 242 kills)
Troffles, the 20-pound Baby Gravy Fairy (409 exp, 1,175 kills)
Trot, the 20-pound Angry Goat (408 exp, 310 kills)
Shelly, the 20-pound Barrrnacle (402 exp, 265 kills)
Cheeky, the 20-pound Howling Balloon Monkey (400 exp, 286 kills)
11 up, the 19-pound Sabre-Toothed Lime (361 exp, 220 kills) ()
Moski, the 16-pound Mosquito (272 exp, 590 kills)
Ruxpin, the 15-pound Teddy Borg (238 exp, 202 kills)
Slimer, the 11-pound Gluttonous Green Ghost (128 exp, 132 kills)
Harry Pot-head, the 10-pound Wizard Action Figure (113 exp, 560 kills)
Matta Hari the 10-pound Mad Hatrack (102 experience, 102 kills)
VVilson, the 2-pound Blood-Faced Volleyball (4 exp, 387 kills)
Zork, the 1-pound Grue (0 exp, 180 kills)
King Brian, the 1-pound Leprechaun (0 exp, 97 kills)
R I B, the 1-pound Spooky Pirate Skeleton (0 exp, 14 kills)
Skewer, the 1-pound Stab Bat (0 exp, 14 kills)
Chawka, the 1-pound Cocoabo (0 exp, 0 kills)
Pishcha Oobivat, the 1-pound Clockwork Grapefruit (0 exp, 0 kills)
ED-209, the 1-pound MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech (0 exp, 0 kills)

Heres another characters familiars

Smurfette, the 20-pound Baby Gravy Fairy (948 exp, 899 kills)
Chawka, the 20-pound Cocoabo (574 exp, 453 kills)
Flying Spud, the 20-pound Levitating Potato (421 exp, 282 kills)
U F O, the 20-pound Hovering Sombrero (413 exp, 255 kills)
Lucky, the 20-pound Leprechaun (412 exp, 267 kills)
Grorg, the 20-pound RoboGoose (408 exp, 276 kills)
Wi i i lo o o w, the 20-pound Angry Goat (405 exp, 296 kills)
Shade Baby, the 20-pound Ghuol Whelp (405 exp, 285 kills)
Willson, the 20-pound Blood-Faced Volleyball (400 exp, 327 kills)
Sucka, the 20-pound Mosquito (400 exp, 288 kills)
Deveel, the 20-pound Ragamuffin Imp (400 exp, 282 kills)
Sucker, the 20-pound Barrrnacle (400 exp, 235 kills)
Beatstick, the 16-pound Stab Bat (279 exp, 279 kills)
You put the Lime in the Sabertooth the 16-pound Sabre-Toothed Lime (277 experience, 88 kills)
Craps, the 14-pound Fuzzy Dice (219 exp, 143 kills)
Arrrr bees, the 13-pound Spooky Pirate Skeleton (177 exp, 135 kills)
Squeaky, the 1-pound Howling Balloon Monkey (0 exp, 0 kills)
Twinkle, the 1-pound Star Starfish (0 exp, 0 kills)
C DC, the 1-pound Killer Bee (0 exp, 0 kills)
Trobert, the 1-pound Whirling Maple Leaf (0 exp, 0 kills)
Mortimer, the 1-pound Snowy Owl (0 exp, 0 kills)
TB, the 1-pound Teddy Bear (0 exp, 0 kills)
King, the 1-pound Misshapen Animal Skeleton (0 exp, 0 kills)
Towlie, the 1-pound Origami Towel Crane (0 exp, 0 kills)
Cold as Ice, the 1-pound Ninja Snowflake (0 exp, 0 kills)
Cupie, the 1-pound Evil Teddy Bear (0 exp, 0 kills)
Bobbie, the 1-pound Bulky Buddy Box (0 exp, 0 kills)
Ruxpin, the 1-pound Teddy Borg (0 exp, 0 kills)

i am confused.

the end.

He said let there be light and yea there was light...
and within it was the information of the world
for 18k plus 180 per 300GB disk

http://www.inphase-technologies.com/tec ... p?subn=2_1

neat. holography is the future?

goodnight.

Today's moment of zen brought to you by serial killers and celebrities!

The Little Billy Letters

my response would have been:

The news reported a gay killer whale off the coast of Florida.
It seems the whale sneaks up on submarines and sucks out all the sea men.