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Post by **rydi** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:36 pm

i hope that the government sets up some sort of kid limit personally.

arete · Post by **arete** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:48 pm

They should not limit choice, but they should force you to deal with your choices. I personally think they should let her starve to death cause she can't feed herself, and then take care of the kids.

Post by **rydi** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:53 pm

that won't happen unfortunately.

but what i was referring to was that there should be a limit to the amount the government is willing to support in the age of condoms and BC pills.

Post by **rydi** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:05 pm

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090211/ap_ ... _kickbacks

http://news.yahoo.com/s/csm/20090210/ts ... radeless_1

Ivanovich · Post by **Ivanovich** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:37 pm

this is an urban legend i recently saw on another site. it is a hoax, but still a funny story none the less.

Lawyer Story

This is the best lawyer story of the year, decade, and probably the century.

A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed claim against the insurance company.

In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued....and won! In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The Judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire," and was obligated to pay the claim.

Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000.00 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."

NOW FOR THE BEST PART... After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000.00 fine.

This is a true story and was the 1st place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.

Post by **rydi** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 8:15 pm

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:54 am

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/s ... d_piece_of

lots of profanity in this one, if that is NSFW then don't watch it at work.

Liquidprism · Post by **Liquidprism** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:15 pm

'Time Vampire' FTW. I'm couldn't stop laughing dude...that was awesome.

Amseriah · Post by **Amseriah** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:57 am

That was in fact quite glorious

Post by **Avilister** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:31 pm

I know I could never figure this system out, so here it is explained with a picture:

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/base_system.png

Post by **Avilister** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:17 pm

Gideon, I hate you and your signature.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:23 pm

oh c'mon man! it's the scene from the banned pokemon episode that gave 700 japanese kids seizures at the same time!

how can you NOT stare at it for hours and hours?

plus if dalton sees it he'll die or something

Post by **rydi** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:39 pm

That actually hurts me. Not a figure of speech. My eyes actually hurt looking at that.

Please at least reduce it to 1 picture for the viewing... sanity of your viewers.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:47 pm

how's this?

and do we now consolidate the seizure pokemon scene with kadena raeon's underboobs into a "gideons avatars" shrine?

Post by **rydi** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:49 pm

yes, that would be great. and thank you ever soooo much.

i hate you less now.