Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:46 pm
There is no hope for a cure, it mutates too fast. Don't worry though, the burning eases with time. They might even have an ointment by now.
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:48 pm
Oh so THATS what the chafing was all about
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:53 pm
... yes ... THAT was it.
... yes.
Best to forget all about that now. Nothing more to be learned there.
... yes.
Best to forget all about that now. Nothing more to be learned there.
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:54 pm
o_O...exactly *where* does the burning and chaffing occur?
Nvm...don't answer that...
Nvm...don't answer that...
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:57 pm
Lets just say that if there were in fact an anal hymen then it was as if mine had ruptured with no real cause....
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 11:11 pm
Ouch...*shudder*...
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 11:23 pm
Wait... I thought Paul was converted when the toe thing happened..
oh and pardon my rudeness Greetings Newb
and no not all of us are from this repressive blurb on the map that I am told is referred to as the belt buckle of the Bible belt
some of us are from the more enlightened western states
oh and pardon my rudeness Greetings Newb
and no not all of us are from this repressive blurb on the map that I am told is referred to as the belt buckle of the Bible belt
some of us are from the more enlightened western states
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:09 am
hello.
will you love me?
will you love me?
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:16 am
The enlightened land of which he speaks is Vegas. Thael is our local representiave of 'Sin City.' I've gotta admit, we were hoping for more. I mean the boobs are nice, but he's not even double jointed.
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:17 am
and he's kinda old and busted.
oh. and my hobbies consist of living through others and attempting to immitate the great and glorious sloth. i even have a patch of... something green growing on my fur. soon... soon i will ascend... into the trees...
oh. and my hobbies consist of living through others and attempting to immitate the great and glorious sloth. i even have a patch of... something green growing on my fur. soon... soon i will ascend... into the trees...
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:17 am
Nice to meet you, too, Thael. Which part of Vegas do you live in (one of the suburbs, or near to the Strip)? I have visited it once for a two-week stay three summers ago. One of my ex-girlfriends has a place down there, and she invited me to stay. It was funnnn. Oh, btw, Haley, *I* am double-jointed...does that count? 
Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 7:55 am
well I lived in various parts during my 12 year stay... North Las Vegas, Nellis (the off base housing on Craig), east side just off Sahara, west side near Desert Inn, Summerlin, Green Valley... not necessarily in that order though..
Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 4:00 pm
Only if you are willing to be refered to as my 'cabanna boy.'Alpha Phoenix wrote: Oh, btw, Haley, *I* am double-jointed...does that count?
Think about this long and hard, for you know not of the horrible fate which will befal your theoretical self, nor of the slander which will befal your name, should you accept this as your lot in life.
Outside of that particular scenario; nope, not so much.
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:25 am
I can't see you having a cabana boy... to much sun on the beach... now a pool boy I could see... just wonder what your parents would think of the new addition to their lawn furniture
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:14 am
If it can be trained to fetch drinks and mow the lawn, they'd probably love it.